athena

her birth from his fathers head has given name to a disease.

(see: migraine)
(see: minerva)
(25/10/2008 16:17)

professional student

a professional student is usually a medical one. they feel themselves insecure in their first primary care job, don't like unfamiliar grounds and franatically try to migrate to the barren, frigid, tiring shores of residency, dreaming to build an oasis later.

that never happens, practice sucks, school rules..
(12/10/2008 06:25)

deep shit

its deepness is governed by murphy's law.

1- you can not determine a shit's depth just by looking at it, you have to step on it.
2- shit is therefore, sticky.
3- a shit is always deeper than you have estimated.
4- to provide a deterministic nature of deepness of shit between pessimistic and optimistic people, "estimation" in the 3rd rule is defined as "total measure of beforehand preperations to overcome shit"

you can easiliy see that, to live a spotless and tolerable smelling life, one has to be totally, universally unpredictable. popular names for those people can be "out of box" "totally fucking outta his head" "ooo my god" "watch out!!"
(12/10/2008 06:13)

money

little, usually green peaces of paper, which are usually contended enough to be sitting in one safe, but we usually attribute large amounts of unhappines to transactions of it.

ok, i stealed this one from (see: hitchikers guide to galaxy)
(12/10/2008 05:08)

sphinx

a cat usually assumes its posture, when it is well fed, tailored its coat, ready to accept the owners praises and salutes.

"oh my cat, the soul of my home, the source of highly imaginative mischief, the reminder of ugly truths as you scrached my hand with no appearent reason while i was petting you, just as the word outside does, from time to time..."
(12/10/2008 05:05)

religion

industry in which they name you a prophet instead of a ceo. to get this point, you have to make a large number of people share the exact same illusion.

mohammed was probably the last prophet, after him, the world was too populated, it became hard to reach the same propotion and there are rivals too.

by the way, if you have a wildly imagination, this path is not for you, you get yourself in the same illusion, then they nail you to something, it hurts and is generally not compatible with a long life and a nice retirement.
(12/10/2008 04:57)

yes

phonetically speaking, it is a word strongly associated with winning situations. the "sss" sound gives it that twist.

eg:

- will you marry me?
- yesss

or

- are you going to do as i say
- yea

you see, in a situation of being dominated, it instinctively becomes a "yea", stripped off the s. the only exception to this rule is military with strong "yessir"s, thats because, in military submission is appreciated and most obediant slave wins.
(12/10/2008 04:45)

god

he is the dragon in my backyard, or was it the garage? whatever...

(see: carl sagan)

and the third person usage in english is a little bit irritating, god must be a he or a she, no third person pronoun to cover it all.
(12/10/2008 04:36)

happy ending

when movies are concerned, it is usually a terrible misnomer. i mean, as the mummy quote goes" death is only the begining.", a marriage can be much more worse, can't it?



(12/10/2008 04:30)

sayfa:

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